why am i still awake? i have to get up in eight hours

T A G S:  personal    i hate myself  


tru friends ignore each other’s acne

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]


u can’t spell boobytrap without partyboob

buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke
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200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am


*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up


*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*


*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING


you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality

T A G S:  angelina jolie