YOU THINK YOURE SUCH A BIG FAN OF PANIC AT THE DISCO NAME THREE DISCOS THEY’VE PANICKED AT GO ON
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs.
Finnick Odair was forced to prostitute himself by the people who put him in an arena to be murdered for their own entertainment and then when he survived all that and he finally got to marry the woman he loved he was mauled to death by mutts in a sewer and none of his friends even tried to save him so now he will never get to see the son he didn’t even know he was going to have.
accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
"wow i can’t believe i bought so much grocery shopping. my fridge is jam packed."
slowly, i open the door to my refrigerator to reveal rows upon rows of jam jars. plum. strawberry. raspberry. apricot. my fridge is jam packed.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs